Just stop sending them so they’ll stop sending them to me, OK? Is there anything that would kill the mood faster than this: Don’t be too proud to pull up a thesaurus and look up some other words for “awesome” instead of sounding like a pre-teen describing Taco Bell. If you don’t have time to get detailed then you don’t have time to do it at all. This should go without saying but don’t try to pull a double header and sext multiple girls at once. Also, how did you type that while having an orgasmj Query1910014093228615820408_1368119094934? While this may be how you see yourself, it’s probably not that accurate at all: Maybe you’re being a little too kind to yourself? Who knows because all the texts are green and I can’t see when anyone is responding.This is just going to make you look stupid and we both know you’re better than that. You’re describing an intimate sexual encounter, not a random, drunken hook-up in an Arby’s parking lot. Even if you aren’t dating any of them and you’re just casually trying to hook up, this could result in a nightmare: Needless to say you aren’t going to be doing any more sexting with Shannon and if there’s any pattern in the universe at all, she probably knows who Stacy is and will be talking about what a jerk you are with her by the end of the night. You could add a little bit onto your, uh, length, but don’t describe yourself as the horcrux snake that accompanied Voldemort in Harry Potter. It sounds petty but these questions will eat you alive if she hesitates at all in responding. DO realize she’s probably not doing all those sexy things she’s typing.
Just before I stop, this is what I'd have said if I was going to carry on messaging you... After I've given you an orgasm with my tongue I'm going to give you the best sex ever!
After I've taken all your clothes off and kissed every inch of your body, I'm going to lick you right where you want it! BUT believe me when I say it - IT WILL DRIVE YOUR WOMAN CRAZY. She will almost definitely come back with something like this: And of course - you do exactly that...
It was fun at the time..flash forward to when I finally got that roll of film developed (yes, this was before digital cameras). That was the last time I took any "sexy" pictures of myself.
As I looked through the pictures it occurred to me that the guy at the film place — a guy I didn't even know — had seen me naked (almost! NOW flash forward to today, when you can easily take a topless picture of yourself on your cell phone and send it to a guy without really thinking about it.
An hour later you both collapse in a sweaty heap, having had AMAZING SEX. "I'm thinking about you"This is a simple, slightly mysterious text message to send to your woman.
She will most probably respond with something like: From there - make your next message a little sexier...2.Her text was “UGH” and he responded with the word “Pic.” Was she really going to say “Wow, this stalker found my number, revealed who he was to my dismay, and now he wants a provocative picture of me? ” To make matters even worse, he waits ten hours or so and this time puts PIC in all caps like maybe yelling it in her face will change her mind.If you’re thinking about this approach save yourself some time and toss your phone into the nearest natural body of water because you are insane.Check out our — sometimes the best advice just bears repeating, you know? So..you've ever sent/posted a "suggestive" text or picture, why did you do it? the following scenario: You come home from a hard day at work and as soon as you open the front door - your woman leaps into your arms, with a HUGE SMILE ON HER FACE. I'll tell you where - most couples let work and other stresses in life get in the way.