They don’t want to hurt one another’s feelings, and they don’t try to make the other one feel humiliated. Your life will not go unwitnessed – because I will be your witness. 2004 What greater thing is there for two human souls than to feel that they are joined for life – to strengthen each other in all labor, to rest on each other in all sorrow, to minister to each other in all pain, to be one with each other in silent, unspeakable memories at the moment of the last parting. Dietrich Bonhoeffer, writing to a young bride and groom from his prison cell in Nazi Germany in 1943 The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue.People who are married for life are extremely kind to one another. George Elliott (aka Mary Anne Evans) I think a man and a woman should choose each other for life, for the simple reason that a long life with all its accidents is barely enough time for a man and a woman to understand each other and. It’s a choice you make – not just on your wedding day, but over and over again – and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife.If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery." -Erma Bombeck“I came from a big family.
It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.” -Henny Youngman“When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.” -Prince Philip"I require only three things of a man.
He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid." -Dorothy Parker“When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.” -Helen Rowland"Marriage is an adventure, like going to war." -G. Chesterton“Alimony - The ransom that the happy pay to the devil.” -H. Mencken"A husband's last words should always be, OK buy it." -Unknown"My wife has a slight impediment in her speech.
Welcome back to The Attraction Doctor Last week, I discussed why women can't find a "good" man (here).
In that article, I explained my hypothesis that women are stuck in a double-bind between what they are told through modern social norms and their own biological motivation.
Every now and then she stops to breathe." -Jimmy Durante“I love being married.
It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” -Rita Rudner"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.
Funny Marriage Quotes give us a glimpse of the lighter side of marriage.
Between the stresses of deadlines to meet, traffic jams, financial obligations etc.
Socially, they are expected to be "compliant" (i.e. However, they are also urged by women's sexual interest to maintain an "attractive personality" (i.e. Unfortunately, men sometimes report that attempting to balance these notions does not result in satisfaction, happiness, or women's appreciation and respect.