I could hear your c*ck talking and it just told me to blow you.... Dirty pick up lines are for all year - even holidays! If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?
The countdown is on to the completion of dirty pick up lines! Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.93.
Why don't you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart?
Let's play house, you be the door and I'll slam you all night long! Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open? You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!
Watch out you don't overdose on dirty pick up lines! Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! There must be a keg in your pants, cuz I want to tap that ass.59. Lets play titanic youll be the ocean and ill go down on you64.
Love is four letters so is what me and you should do (other person: whats that?
Roses are red, pickles are green, I like your legs and what's in between! A tall man to a short woman: "You're perfect height for what you want."33.
Hump is the subject today, would it be a noun or a verb when you put it on me?
I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.27.
If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole? (Look down at your crotch) It's not just going to suck itself.72.
I've got an 8" tounge and I can breath out of my ears!
You get down on your knees and give me a couple blows! You are so fine that I'd eat your shit just to see where it came from.49. [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute Welcome to the dirty pick up lines section! Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?